1
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BLACK
That looks like it's... Okay.

2
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Got to check the work.

3
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It still lines up,

4
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which can only mean...

5
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Eat it, losers. I did it!

6
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No.

7
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We did it, Cyan.

8
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High five!

9
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Oh, uh...

10
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Ooh. Glad nobody saw that.

11
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Got to tell the others
I cracked it.

12
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But first, a little celebration

13
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with my one and only vice:

14
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glowstickin'.

15
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Hell yes, hell yes, hell yes,
hell yes, hell yes...

16
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Hell yes, hell yes, hell yes!

17
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Hell yes, hell yes.

18
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Huh? Aah!

19
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Oh, hey.

20
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I was just on my way to...
Oh, hell no!

21
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Oh, hell no. Hell no.

22
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Hell no, hell no, hell no.

23
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Okay, Black, you're gonna die,
and that sucks.

24
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But maybe Cyan's right.

25
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Maybe this isn't the "end" end.

26
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Maybe I could be reincarnated

27
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as a dwarf star or a pile
of dirt or a noodle or...

28
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Ah, screw it,
I'm about to be nothing.

29
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God, it sucks to be
an atheist sometimes.

30
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Let's do this already!

31
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Huh?

32
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Huh?

33
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-What?
-Uh-oh.

34
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Ow!

35
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You got here fast.

36
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Oh, and here's
Purple-come-lately.

37
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Um...

38
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-I got a wrench
and I know how to use it.
-Okay, okay,

39
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- which one of you did it?
-Don't do
anything foolish.

40
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I will hit you
with this pizza peel.

41
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I'll hit you with this wrench.

42
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All right, all right,
I know we want

43
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to hit each other to death,
but what if we didn't?

44
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Not happening, Green.

45
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There's enough peel here
for you and the captain.

46
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"Captain." Huh.

47
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No coming back
from this one, is there?

48
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This'll be the last time

49
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I'll ever be allowed
to captain anything.

50
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This is the moment
you can't come back from?

51
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It had to reach
full-on bloodbath?

52
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I-I don't
want to clean up

53
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all this bloodle
by myself again.

54
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It's big and it's everywhere.

55
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Then we all do it.

56
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With everybody dead,
everything's our job.

57
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So, that's it?
We're just gonna play clean up?

58
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We're just gonna
ignore that one of us

59
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is clearly a killer?
Then who was it?

60
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You should've seen
this murder happen.

61
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You were in Security, right?

62
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I don't have
to tell you anything.

63
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I don't care
what you do, Purple,

64
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but I'm going to clean up.

65
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We owe it to our friend

66
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and everyone.

67
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Hey, Green,
can I borrow you broom?

68
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Pizza peel's just spreading
stuff around...

69
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Oh, is that a book inside Black?

70
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It's Cyan's journal.

71
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What was Black doing
with Cyan's journal?

72
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I'll give it a look.

73
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- Ow.
-No.
No more secret books.

74
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If you can read it,
we all can read it.

75
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Fine. As captain,
I authorize you to read it.

76
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-Can I be
authorized, too?
- You're authorized, too.

77
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Who cares?

78
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Let's see.
"Being an empath is hard."

79
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Uh... "I absorb so much
negative energy here."

80
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"Maybe I'm drawn
to grumpy crewmates

81
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"because I'm the only one
who can see

82
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their childlike
longing underneath"?

83
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Yeah, yeah, we all know that.

84
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"I made a new friend today."

85
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Uh, let's see.

86
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"Maybe the ore
feels what I feel."

87
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Huh, I don't think
ore can do that.

88
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- Not sure this is helpful.
-Wait, look.

89
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Isn't this... It is.

90
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It's Black's angsty handwriting.

91
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B-But Black hated Cyan
when they were alive.

92
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Well, apparently, they learned
to work together in death.

93
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Wait, the broken ore--

94
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i-it's hollow in the center?

95
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When the asteroid hit the ship,
it cracked open the ore.

96
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Releasing something from inside.

97
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Like an egg?

98
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Eggs.

99
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Some of the ore
we've been transporting

100
00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:03,864
have been eggs this whole time!

101
00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,266
That must be where
the alien impostors come from.

102
00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,935
Oof. I'll get the trash bag.

103
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- Uh...
-Maybe,

104
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but I mean,
MIRA knew about aliens,

105
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so they must have known
there were eggs in the ore,

106
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and it is my job to deliver it.

107
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If we don't accomplish that,
what's the point of any of this?

108
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Will I have led a crew
to die in vain?

109
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Are you seriously considering
keeping the ore?

110
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Of course we have
to get rid of the eggs

111
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that hatch into
shape-shifting murderers!

112
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U-Uh, honestly, I...

113
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<i>
Reactor alert.</i>

114
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<i>Rickety overload situation
imminent.</i>

115
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Uh... Okay, new plan.

116
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Fix the reactor,
argue about eggs later.

117
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No! We figure this out now!

118
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Purps, if we don't
all fix that reactor,

119
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it doesn't matter
what happens with the eggs.

120
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Ugh, fine!

121
00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,581
<i>Reactor Alert.</i>

122
00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,983
<i>"Adios, losers!" imminent.</i>

123
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Red, do your captain's kick.
That'll fix it.

124
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'Fraid it's past that point.

125
00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,990
Gonna have to do something
way more technical.

126
00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,495
Can you please put your hands

127
00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,930
on these thingies
at the same time?

128
00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,766
Uh, Captain, I don't think
I can reach both.

129
00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,469
Curse my genes
for this pathetic wingspan!

130
00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:16,670
Easy, easy.

131
00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,639
Purple, Green,
you'll both need to do it.

132
00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:20,574
-Ah.
-What? Why us?

133
00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:24,478
Because I can't trust that
either of you isn't an impostor.

134
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Can't disagree
with that logic, Cap'n.

135
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And if we survive,
it'll be great to have

136
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such a high-level task
on my résumé.

137
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Okay, but what if the
impostor's you, Red? Or Green?

138
00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,454
You want me to turn my back

139
00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,990
and leave myself wide open
for an alien killer?

140
00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,358
Purps also has some sound logic.

141
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My résumé is useless
if I'm dead.

142
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And double-useless
if I'm a killer.

143
00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:44,064
<i>
"Adios, losers!" in ten, nine,</i>

144
00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,933
<i>eight,</i>
To hell with it!

145
00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,501
<i>
seven, six,</i>

146
00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,136
<i>- five,</i>
-H-E double
hockey sticks with it.

147
00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:52,439
<i>four, three, two,</i>

148
00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,341
<i>one.</i>

149
00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,683
-Whoa.
<i>-Reactor "chill the F
out" sequence initiated.</i>

150
00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:03,817
Whew!

151
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,419
Oh, thanks for not killing me.

152
00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,888
Right back at you, Purps.

153
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,923
Can't believe this is
the second time

154
00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,259
I've had to deal
with an unstable reactor.

155
00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:15,195
But it went way better
with you than Red.

156
00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,531
Whoa! You did this with Red?

157
00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:21,769
Uh, yeah. That story
I told you in the Oxygen Room?

158
00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:26,506
Me? Red? The reactor meltdown?

159
00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,410
You asked me to tell you, Green.

160
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,714
Oh, yeah. That story was great.

161
00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,220
Uh, huh?

162
00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,328
Red.

163
00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:52,733
I, uh... I want
to call for a vote.

164
00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:56,036
Wait, now? After I just
rallied us as a team?

165
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,938
Yeah, Purps, are you serious?

166
00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,640
We all just saved each other.

167
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,442
I'm serious. We're voting.

168
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,211
And I vote Green.

169
00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,446
Me?

170
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,981
Lil' ol' me?

171
00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:13,621
Oh, my gosh, I mean,
I hate to do this.

172
00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:16,724
But if I have to vote...

173
00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,191
Purple is the impostor.

174
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,794
They successfully
prevented zero murders

175
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,964
when their only job was to keep
everyone safe and secure.

176
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,766
Purple routinely undermined

177
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,101
the Captain's authority
and seeded distrust

178
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,137
among the crew.
In fact,

179
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:33,373
just today, they were
last to arrive to a murder

180
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:37,077
and continued arguing as the
reactor was rickety overloading,

181
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,946
which would've killed us all.

182
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,249
I haven't spoken up until now

183
00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,084
because I've tried
to stay in my lane

184
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,654
and be a good unpaid intern.

185
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:50,023
But I can't be
a Silent Sal any longer.

186
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,892
It's obviously Purple.

187
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,927
Hmm.

188
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,863
Oh, sorry.
I was waiting for them

189
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,464
to say something stupid
about a worm farm.

190
00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:58,966
-Purple...
-It's my lived
experience.

191
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,001
Look, I mean, uh...

192
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,137
on paper, does all that
make me look suspicious?

193
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,806
- Yeah.
-So you admit it.

194
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,841
But it doesn't mean
I'm an impostor.

195
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,311
Because crewmates?
They make mistakes.

196
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,081
I've made... a lot.

197
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:17,184
Gee, must be nice to get paid
to make mistakes.

198
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,519
I don't have any evidence
against Green,

199
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,088
but I've got a hunch.

200
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,990
Oh, swell. A hunch!

201
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:26,927
And that hunch tells me
it's still really weird

202
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,529
Green doesn't remember
the very personal story

203
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,599
I told them about Red
100% messing up

204
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,702
the last time we dealt
with a reactor as interns.

205
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,703
Oh.

206
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,537
Oh, I do too remember.

207
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,973
And Red was right
to do what they did.

208
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,876
You don't, and they weren't.

209
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,813
Is every one of you
alien impostors so cold?

210
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,647
I've been nothing
but nice to everybody

211
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,249
every day on this ship.

212
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,018
My family scraped together
all their beans

213
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,920
to send me here
so I could get paid

214
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,588
literally nothing
to make zero mistakes,

215
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,191
get treated like garbage and--
oh, that's right--

216
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,227
clean up every crewmate's
dead body!

217
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,996
But did I ever complain?
No. I couldn't.

218
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,766
I put on a smile.
I needed to be good.

219
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,068
Because I'm not just here
representing me,

220
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,704
I'm here representing
my entire village.

221
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,973
Honest, hardworking
worm farmers.

222
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,976
-There it is.
-Aah!
You're so fricking mean!

223
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,711
It's true. Not proud of it.

224
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,146
And you think I'm the one

225
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,580
who should be shot out
into space?

226
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,586
I don't have any hard evidence.

227
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,188
It's true.

228
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,490
But, Red, if our friendship

229
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,993
ever meant anything to you,

230
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,228
now's the time to believe me.

231
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,134
This isn't easy.

232
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,636
Green's evidence
is crystal clear.

233
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,374
But I, too, have made
a lot of mistakes.

234
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,911
And anyone who heard that story
about me and Purple as interns

235
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,747
would know that I was wrong.

236
00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,587
Damn, I hate saying that,
but it's the truth.

237
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,155
And I can't take it back.

238
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,556
All I can do--

239
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:07,460
all I'm trying to do--
is be a better captain,

240
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,663
a better crewmate now
than I was back then.

241
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,036
Green, you're the impostor.

242
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,438
Which, after doing some
very complex captain's math,

243
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,373
adds up to a vote of two to one.

244
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,443
Now, put this on your résumé,
you alien scum!

245
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,415
- Aah!
-Oh!

246
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,923
-Uh...
-Oh, crap.

247
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,562
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org

248
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,827
Keybot, Keybot, Keybot. Keybot.

249
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,929
Chirp.


